I was thinking this morning, as I looked out the window and couldn't see the house across the street due to this horribly depressing, suffocating haze, that I am done with Winter. That got me thinking about my plans for my world (yes, one day I WILL have my own world). I thought I might share my plans with all of you.
1. No one will have any hair.
2. Everyone will be Naked.
(Note on first two rules, no I am not a perv who wants to see hairless naked people, but just think of how much time, effort, money and frustration we would all save if we
didn't have to worry about our hair, or what to wear. And if no one ever wore clothes
it wouldn't be weird. Obviously though our bodies would need to be tweeked a bit.)
3. Winter would only last from Thanksgiving to New Years and then we would just move
right into Spring until, lets say June when Summer would start and last until the first
of August when Fall would start and last until Thanksgiving and we started all over.
4. We can eat what we want when we want and, as long as your a nice person, you get to
to be skinny, Yeah!!!!
Now doesn't that sound like a good place to live? You're all welcome to come and visit me in my world anytime.
By the way, I am in desperate need of a job so if anyone knows anything that I should know, feel free to let me know.
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7 comments:
The no hair, no clothes sounds cold to me even if winter is only 2 months long. I'm with you, this haze has got to go.
That's what we have blankets for!
I am always making little plans in my head for my world too.One thing is for sure, dogs that do not need to poo.
AMEN!!
ohhhh how bought we just hibernate during the winter, if everyone did that we wouldnt have to work, eat, look at this depressing fog, someone told me if you go out in this haze for to long it's like smoking a pack of ciggi's... yikes!
Perv!
Just kidding. We used to hang out naked with our friends all the time.
Except that we had clothes on. But you can imagine.
Maybe the soring dance will consist of people shaving themselves and running naked down a football field or something...I dunno if it would work but it would be quite exhilerating..only in the pitch dark night of course..
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